In keeping with the customary procedures of the Tunesday Collective, and mindful of current circumstances, the information below must be urgently brought to the attention of our membership.
As you all know attendance at The Tunesday Uke Collective Assembly 14 Octobre 2025 17:30 to 19:30 is not mandatory this year due to the April 2025 Rosario Hill Alembicated Capitular (RHAC) handed down by the Tunesday Collective Senior Directorate. Although all other guidance outlined in the 2025 RHAC are to be followed, including newly developed guidelines for opuntia fruit harvesting and embroidery orientation, none the less, your attention to the following is required.
ATTENTION: The Tunesday Ministry of Security (TMS) has identified the covert presence of false ukulelists. These poseurs gaze at their shoes obscuring easy identification all the while appearing to make chord shapes on the ukulele fretboard. Don’t be fooled by these insidious imposters! They may look like normal fingered chord patterns made by a sanctioned Tunesday ukulelist, but they are really hand signals made to communicate to other deceitful uke mimics that may be in our midst. Vigilance is quite important during this unfortunate period of infiltration within our ranks. If you observe anyone fingering the following chords, F Major 7, Eb minor 7, A7 sus 4, and E please note the time of the sighting and immediately inform the TMS. Video(s) of the incident(s) is(are) welcome. Please let the TMS sort out whether the potentially pernicious uke chordist is a harmless yet highly misguided member of our Tunesday Collective or a true malicious interloper.
END (TMS 13 October 2025 16:49)
With abundant cautious civility,
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