Salutations,
Immediate Disclosure. Tunesday Ukes Ninth September 2025 15:30-17:30, Yes. A provocation led to this efficient disclosure which is now possibly suitable for those busy juggling infants and/or plaintive animals. Or perhaps juggling varieties of anatidae. Although if you throw them high enough the juggling is moot. With this disclosure I have now acted upon the critique and with luck to the satisfaction of many.
Immediate Reportage. The fourth duck has been found under the Caja Del Oro Grant Road bridge just north of Ave. Del Sasario! The sighting and capture went off without the use of any sensitive expensive equipment. The duck was identified by a very kind and observant young woman. The subsequent capture only took 31 of us, and was done completely without gloves. Now there will be enough time to “visit” with Moster Sheldrant. We have learned a lot from Moster Sheldrant over the years and hope that this “visit” will lead to the disclosure of a new unidentified ukulele chord. I do have a computer running a complex program that not only will eventually determine the probability of the chord’s occurrence but can, with time, identify the number of sharps in the chord. The technique I am using does not indicate the color of the chord. The impending “visit” will mean I have to start over. I truly do not mind. We all know it is much easier to learn the chord by “visiting” Moster Sheldrant. Her eventual disclosures, given the present availability of a full complement of ducks, are usually accompanied with homemade pastries and treacly beverages. It is really unavoidable but to smile and indulge at such occasions, that is if you are in attendance. Unfortunately, due to my schedule I and my often-ineffable bearing I have never been able to attend such “visits”. I can only hope that I have enough time for the toboggan construction musical that is presently in casting. During the scheduled “visit” I must alas return the duck, it is my duty after all. But none-the-less please celebrate with me that we have found of the fourth duck!
Immediate Information. LLD.
Immediate Disclosure. Tunesday Ukes Ninth September 2025 15:30-17:30, Yes. A provocation led to this efficient disclosure which is now possibly suitable for those busy juggling infants and/or plaintive animals. Or perhaps juggling varieties of anatidae. Although if you throw them high enough the juggling is moot. With this disclosure I have now acted upon the critique and with luck to the satisfaction of many.
Immediate Reportage. The fourth duck has been found under the Caja Del Oro Grant Road bridge just north of Ave. Del Sasario! The sighting and capture went off without the use of any sensitive expensive equipment. The duck was identified by a very kind and observant young woman. The subsequent capture only took 31 of us, and was done completely without gloves. Now there will be enough time to “visit” with Moster Sheldrant. We have learned a lot from Moster Sheldrant over the years and hope that this “visit” will lead to the disclosure of a new unidentified ukulele chord. I do have a computer running a complex program that not only will eventually determine the probability of the chord’s occurrence but can, with time, identify the number of sharps in the chord. The technique I am using does not indicate the color of the chord. The impending “visit” will mean I have to start over. I truly do not mind. We all know it is much easier to learn the chord by “visiting” Moster Sheldrant. Her eventual disclosures, given the present availability of a full complement of ducks, are usually accompanied with homemade pastries and treacly beverages. It is really unavoidable but to smile and indulge at such occasions, that is if you are in attendance. Unfortunately, due to my schedule I and my often-ineffable bearing I have never been able to attend such “visits”. I can only hope that I have enough time for the toboggan construction musical that is presently in casting. During the scheduled “visit” I must alas return the duck, it is my duty after all. But none-the-less please celebrate with me that we have found of the fourth duck!
Immediate Information. LLD.
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